More Election Blogging

New PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame: 76

OBAMA: 176

Really?  Is anyone suprised that Arkansas went for McSame?!?!?

Live Election blogging….con’t

McSame’s home state: Too Close to call….which is HILLARIOUS since he thought it would be a “Landslide”.  See what you get for siting Stevie Nick’s Lyrics?!?!?

Updated PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame: 70

Obama: 175

Anxiety Level – High

Amount of  Alcohol Consumed: Also High

Stupid Texas

New Texas Early Results in :

McSame – Winning.

No, I’m not suprised.  Just disapointed.  Am also starting to get drunk and beginning to loose the ability to spell things correctly. 

Fingernails Left – None…I let Max eat them

Amount of alcohol consumed: 1 bottle of wine, 1 Beer, waiting on Nick who had better heed my request and come home with more beer, but in the meantime I have gin and am not above making martini’s.

Really?  McSAME?!?!?!  Stop it Texas!!!! 

Estimated time before I get REALLY Drunk and go on an online rampage:  I’m giving it approximately 309 seconds.

Number of times I’ve realized that Live Blogging of the Election is going to A) get me in trouble or B) contribute to my making an ass of myself: 148,528.2

Live Election Night Blogging, Con’t

Electoral Votes:

McSame: 58

Obama: 103

Number of fingernails bitten off: 6

Amount of wine consumed: 1 Bottle – starting on first beer.

Panic Level: Rising from doing the happy dance to “Moderate”.

Level of Love for Pennsylvania: There are no words

 

Early voting in Texas notes that usually, “So Goes Harris County, So Goes Texas”….McSame – 43% – OBAMA 57% – Yes, I realize it’s too early to call an upset in Texas, and I honestly don’t expect one, but holy hell, I can’t even tell you how fucking happy I would be.  I would actually feel like for the first time, my own personal vote counted….because I hate that whole Electoral College thing and wish we just counted the popular vote….because then we would never have had Bush…and what a damn shame that would have been (scarcasam).

A Message to Ohio

Dear Ohio,

You keep fucking with me when it comes to football.  Please do not fuck with me tonight.  If you go to McSame I will totally find it in my heart to root for Michigan.

Love,

The Buckeye’s Biggest Fan

Live Election Night Blogging

PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McBush: 34

OBAMA: 103

Amount of wine consumed: still at 3 glasses

Happy Dances Done: 1

Editorial Comment

I’m going to take the fact that the Obama camp and their supporters are hosting their election night ralley in Grant Park as a good omen.  In case anyone does not know, Grant Park was the scene of the 1968 riots and also the place where Abby Hoffman made his famous speech about electing a pig.  Remember the Chicago 7?  The amazing and justified things they stood for?  Yep…happened at Grant Park.

Electoral Votes:

Still the same

Fingernails chewed off: 4.5

Amount of wine consumed: 3 Glasses

Live Blogging of the Election

Electoral Votes:

Idiot: 16

Obama: 3

Fingernails bitten off: 3

Amount of wine consumed: 2 glasses

Panic Level: Moderate

Stop Reading this and Go VOTE Already!

Really?  Do you even need to ask?

Craptastic

Brad wanted me to write about the time I managed to get myself stuck in a swamp, and while this would probably make a fairly entertaining entry, I’m having a fairly craptastic day and am completely incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence.  Brad is just going to have to wait a couple of days for my sense of humor and blogging abilities to return to normal, which they will, but not on a day like today were:

 

1)     I accidentally and permanently deleted every single email in my inbox

2)     Got the heel of my shoe stuck in a drainage grate and fell flat on my face in the parking lot

3)     Got all excited for about 10 minutes that this day was moving along fairly quickly until I realized the clock on my phone is still an hour ahead and this day is not moving quickly at all

4)     Found out the housekeeper isn’t coming until Friday and now I’m going to have to clean my damn house when I get home because it’s really messy and I can’t wait until Friday for it to be cleaned…and I have no clean clothes so I’m also going to have to do laundry

5)     I think I am getting a migraine and am so insanely tired I can’t think straight despite having gotten nearly 13 hours of sleep last night

6)     I have the annual “Evaluate the Crazy Pills” doctors appointment on Thursday which always gives me a freaking panic attack for some reason

7)     My assistant is acting like a bitch from hell for no apparent reason and I feel like crying for no reason whatsoever

 

Basically, I am just in an overall bad mood and have been since coming home from a Halloween party on Saturday, but the less said about that party the better. 

 

At any rate, hopefully I’ll be in a better mood tomorrow and I promise to make Brad happy by writing the swamp story which, while embarrassing as hell, is actually pretty damn funny.