Did I Mention….

WE GOT OHIO….WE GOT OHIO…I hope all this glee I have right now does not come back and bite me in the ass…but…WE GOT OHIO!!!!

 

Oh…and by the way…if you’re not reading Raven’s Blog…you Totally Should…because she is a FAR better writer than I…go there now  http://blog.justexpressive.com

I’m Drunk…and this is Exhausting…But….

PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame = 80

OBAMA 200

Is anyone really all that suprised that West Virginia went to McSame?  Somebody PLEASE call Virginia and Flordia…and call them for OBAMA so I can eat the new recipe for “Grown Up Mac-n-Cheese” I made tonight and go to bed.

Granted….we all know, I’m not going to bed anytime soon…..not after that whole Al Gore, Bush, Florida debacle.  But…am STARVING!!!!  And the Mac-n-Cheese…it has BACON  and FONTINA…and GRUYERE….and WHITE CHEDDAR….and sounds So Freaking Good….but I am being nice and waiting for Nick to get home before I eat.

Election Night Results…..

McSame = 80

OBAMA- 200

You already know we’re going to get CA…..I’m not going to say it yet….BUT…..I have a feeling that I’m going to be happily watching President Elect OBAMA making his acceptance speech in Grant Park tonight!!!!  I cannot tell you how long I have waiting for something like this! 

Also, watching that crazy bitch, Sarah Palin, NOT wake up as the VP Elect, despite her “Praying she wakes up tomorrow as the VP Elect and can start getting to work for this country”…..is worth damn near ANYTHING!!!

Anxiety Level = somewhat less

Drunk Level = High

EARLY Results…WE’VE GOT OHIO

Holy hell!!!!  Must go hypervenelate into a paper bag now.

Have terrified Max the Wonder Puppy with the Drunken Happy Dance!!!!!!!

Diet Coke and Gin = Not as bad as it sounds!!!!

GO BUCKEYES!!!!  Now…please stop tormenting me with Football.

Not Related to the Election..but….

I ran out of Vermouth….cannot  make martinis.  Do NOT recommend trying to mix Gin with Diet Coke.

Still More Election Blogging

Oh Rudy….you took the Hookers out of Times Sqare and tried to pass a law where everyone in NYC had to be “nice” and you’re now trying to be a “unifier” and say that no matter who wins the elections that we’re “all going to wake up as Americans and still need to support our new president”?!?!?  You’re just pissed it’s not YOUR NAME ON THE BALLOT.

And I will never forgive you for making me have to smoke outside at CBGB’s (even though it’s closed and that’s a different post for another day).  I had to step over PASSED OUT JUNKIES on my way out the door to smoke….but it’s my cigarettes that are going to destroy New York?!?!?!  Really?

More Election Blogging

New PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame: 76

OBAMA: 176

Really?  Is anyone suprised that Arkansas went for McSame?!?!?

Live Election blogging….con’t

McSame’s home state: Too Close to call….which is HILLARIOUS since he thought it would be a “Landslide”.  See what you get for siting Stevie Nick’s Lyrics?!?!?

Updated PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame: 70

Obama: 175

Anxiety Level – High

Amount of  Alcohol Consumed: Also High

Stupid Texas

New Texas Early Results in :

McSame – Winning.

No, I’m not suprised.  Just disapointed.  Am also starting to get drunk and beginning to loose the ability to spell things correctly. 

Fingernails Left – None…I let Max eat them

Amount of alcohol consumed: 1 bottle of wine, 1 Beer, waiting on Nick who had better heed my request and come home with more beer, but in the meantime I have gin and am not above making martini’s.

Really?  McSAME?!?!?!  Stop it Texas!!!! 

Estimated time before I get REALLY Drunk and go on an online rampage:  I’m giving it approximately 309 seconds.

Number of times I’ve realized that Live Blogging of the Election is going to A) get me in trouble or B) contribute to my making an ass of myself: 148,528.2

Live Election Night Blogging, Con’t

Electoral Votes:

McSame: 58

Obama: 103

Number of fingernails bitten off: 6

Amount of wine consumed: 1 Bottle – starting on first beer.

Panic Level: Rising from doing the happy dance to “Moderate”.

Level of Love for Pennsylvania: There are no words

 

Early voting in Texas notes that usually, “So Goes Harris County, So Goes Texas”….McSame – 43% – OBAMA 57% – Yes, I realize it’s too early to call an upset in Texas, and I honestly don’t expect one, but holy hell, I can’t even tell you how fucking happy I would be.  I would actually feel like for the first time, my own personal vote counted….because I hate that whole Electoral College thing and wish we just counted the popular vote….because then we would never have had Bush…and what a damn shame that would have been (scarcasam).