I think we can Post this Under the “No Shit” Catagory

Really?  Like I didn’t already know this:

Sorry…too Distracted to Blog…or eat…or sleep…

…because we’ve replaced our old and busted PC with a new and shiny iMac.  It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen….and as soon as I figure out how to use the damn thing, I’m sure you will be overwhelmed with all the bloggy goodness that I will be able to produce using it. 

 

Oh…and to the person who found this blog by Goggling “A Catchy Title for Stem Cell Research”….how about calling it “The One Damn Thing that Might Eventually Cure my Lupus”?!?!  I don’t know about you, but I think that’s a pretty catchy damn title.

 

Now, I have to go and finish up here at work so I can hurry home and drag Nick kicking and screaming away from the Mac so that I can play with it.

Revenge of the Crazy

Yesterday was the semi-annual “Reevaluate the Crazy Pills” appointment.  I knew what was coming; I’m not surprised by it, just pissed off.  We upped the dosage on one of them, added another one for the panic attacks (which is probably a very good thing).  The only problem…I am a complete fucking basket case right now.

 

This happens every time my meds get adjusted.  It takes a couple of days for my body to get used to them and those couple of days….sheer hell is the only way to describe it.  I shake, my pupils are dilated, and I have cornea searing headaches and tend to throw up for no reason.  I can’t fucking concentrate on anything and if you tell me something, I will completely forget it in about 3.07 seconds and my brain feels like it’s shrinking.  Basically I run around looking like a heroin addict.

 

I just spent 20 minutes trying to remember how to put together a report that I do EVERY SINGLE WEEK, but because my brain is totally out of whack right now, I could not, for the life of me get this report to come out correctly.  Usually it takes me 15-20 minutes to do…today it took me an hour and a half.

 

Thank god my boss is on vacation and I can pretty much just close my office door and hide for most of the day.  Now, let us all cross our fingers that I don’t completely loose my shit while I’m getting used to this stuff.  I’m sure I’ll be fine by Monday, but holy hell I would kill for normal brain chemistry right now.

Thank You, America…Thank You!

Seriously???  I can’t even type right now because I’m crying waaaay too much.  Just…thank you…all of you who voted for Change.  Thank you, all of you who believed that this country can go down a new path.

I honestly am way to overwhelmed to come up with anything better than that…so…more tomorrow.

No New Results…BUT…

Arizona still close to call?  Thought it was going to be a landslide McSame?!?!?

I thought this was an Election?!?!

Here I was…waiting on my couch…waiting for more elcection results when a commerical comes on…Richard Simmons doing somethign about “Sweating to the Oldies” for yogurt….in tiny little red shorts with stars on them…chasing innocent women through a grocery store.  I am terrifited.  I am afraid the rest of the world is going to see this and say “See?  This is why America is so screwd up”  and I am also slightly afraid this commerical will haunt my dreams, because it is far more terrifying than any Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

But Really?

As much as we all know how crazy I am about these election results…I am so thrilled to see the voter turn out numbers.  This is an amazingly important election and I am so happy to see these record numbers of people who showed up to vote.  It gives me a little faith that people are are actually paying attention to what is going on in this country…and that they are not just going to sit back and let someone else decide their fate. 

The news presenters are not kidding when they say that “The World is Watching” this election…and I’m glad that a much larger precentage of my countrymen showed up and voted…so even if we disagree (and even if you’re going to loose)….thank you.  Thank you for showing up to vote and thank you for showing the rest of the world that Americans are not the apathetic bunch they take us for.

Again…Not Suprised…But….

Fuck off Mississippi!

New PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame = 135

OBAMA = 207

I love the fact that the “Analysts” are coming on saying that OBAMA is winning in the cities and McSAME is winning in the “rural areas”….yeah…the Slack Jawed Yokels are voting for McSame…big suprise there.

Sorry…I was Wrong

The PROJECTED Electoral Votes are:

McSame = 129

OBAMA = 207

Whatever….I’m not CNN here people…..but the good news is that I’m not FOX NEWS either….because they suck.

Fucking Stupid Texas

PROJECTED Electoral Votes:

McSame = 129

OBAMA = 209

How Suprised am I that TEXAS is going to McSAME? = Not very

How pissed off am i about the above = VERY

How happy that I align myself with “Illinois” and “Ohio” as my “HOME STATES”? = Beyond my drunken capabilities to express.

How Bitter am I that I Have NO SCOTCH IN THE HOUSE?!?!? = More than I would be if McSAME won the election…which he is NOT going to DO!!!