Why Hello There…

This is going to just be a quick and completely boring update because I feel like crap and really can’t be bothered to come up with anything remotely funny right now.  Hell, at this point I can’t be bothered to get up and get more tissues which is causing me to use the plethora of take out napkins in my desk drawer to blow my nose.  This is a good thing because the texture of said napkins is totally assisting in enhancing that bright red, scaly, constantly runny nose look I was going for.  Add in the giant zit on my chin with my watery, bloodshot eyes and the fact that I have a feeling that my breath smells like a hamster just took a shit in my mouth and you get a general idea of how freaking hot I am right now.

I will, however say one thing.  BITE ME FOOTBALL GODS!!!! Yep…you are back to being my bitches now that the Giants won and order has been restored to the universe.  However, I will still come up with some horrible revenge scheme to get back at them for that whole Bears Superbowl debacle and two years of shafting me with massive Ohio State losses of very pivotal games.  Bastard Football Gods.

Okay, based on the above paragraph I am apparently suffering from a lack of oxygen to the brain…probably because my nose is so stuffed up I can’t actually breath, so I’m going to have to leave you in search of Benedryl and hope that I can come up with something more interesting tomorrow.