Wanna Know Why it’s Impossible to Eat Healthy Food at my House?

Because a conversation between myself and my husband over what we’re going to have for dinner tonight went like this:

 Me: What do you want me to make for dinner tonight? 

Nick:  I don’t know. 

Me:  Well I need some suggestions here because I am basically brain dead at the moment and I need to know what to cook so that I can go grocery shopping on my way home. 

Nick:  How about eggs and ham and toast with mayo? 

Me:  Are you kidding? 

Nick: No, what’s wrong with that? 

Me:  Well for starters, I don’t eat eggs.  Secondly, I think that menu has enough fat and cholesterol to kill a horse and Third…that’s disgusting…pick something else. 

Nick:  Ham and cheese pie? 

Me:  Be serious….you know I’m not going to make that.  I hate ham and cheese pie.  Besides, you need to stop eating crap all the time and eat something that’s actually healthy for you. 

Nick:  Fine.  Make biscuits and sausage gravy and hashbrowns. 

Me:  Are you fucking kidding me?  How is that healthy?  I said to pick something healthy!!  Besides, you know I hate all breakfast related foods. 

Nick:  Frito pie? 

At this point I began banging my head on my keyboard and trying to figure out on which planet Frito pie is considered health food.