Even More Random Search Engine Craziness

So yeah.  Not so much with the updates lately. 

I would love to give you an interesting explanation for not updating, but in all honesty the reason that I havn’t updated lately is because my life has  been boring as all hell.  Really, there just hasn’t been a single interesting thing going on.  My life pretty much consists of going to work, going to the gym, playing with Max and sleeping.  On occasion, I see Nick, but given that he works for Satan himself, that’s not very often.

So, since my life is completely pathetic and uninteresting lately and yet in spite of this I feel it necessary to at least do some kind of any update…. I bring you more random search engine craziness.

Fun Nun Bobble Heads - As opposed to those Nun Bobble Heads that arn’t any fun at all.

Miniature Horse Fuck- What the hell kind of deviant are you that you are searching out information/pictures/video of miniature horses fucking?  If this even remotely involves your plan to develop the midget equivalent of the Tijuana Donkey Show you are totally going to burst into flames.

K Fed Search Engine- What exactly are you looking for here?  A search engine devoted solely to information about Kevin Federline?  A search engine developed by Kevin Federline?  I’m thinking you’re probably better off if it’s the first option because there is no way in hell that dude managed to develop some Google-esque search engine.  He can’t even engineer a way to keep his fucking pants on, so I’m thinking software development is pretty much out of the question.

Target Disgruntled Employee – What is it that you want to target them for?

Throw Up Petechiae - Please Pelase Pelase tell me that there is actually someone else out there that threw up so damn much they gave themselves two black eyes.

Side Note: Yes, Roy…I know I owe you pictures of this.  I’ll upload them over the weekend, I promise…..and then you can all marvel in disgust at just how fucking bad I looked.

Freaky Midget Porn- Go.  Go away NOW.  Get the hell of my website and never, ever return, you fucking wackjob.  And if you’re the same person who also entered in “miniature horse fuck” you are probably the single most deviant person in history.

Chinese Puking- Okay, that’s it!  I give up!  Apparently there is an entire fetish devoted to Chines Puking because it’s the single most popular search engine term that brings people to this site.  I cannot even begin to understand this and I’m afraid to try.

I know this entry is a total bullshit way to get around actually coming up with something creative and interesting to write about, but I promise to make it up to you.

Even if I have to sit myself down, drink two bottles of Pinot Noir and upload embarrassing pictures of myself.